Wellp, that's what happens when you get drunk in Tortuga.
( A dismissive mutter, utterly stupid and totally ignoring the fact that he has a matching tattoo. Shut up about it, who asked you, nobody, leave him alone, it doesn't exist. )
Alright, so first thing's first, figure out how to get this line off my throat, because there's no way in hell I'm spending the rest of the week saying yes ma'am may I have another. Then we figure out who's pulling the lever here, because there's always guy.
( A beat. )
Or chick. Whatevevr. The point is, somebody's responsible. We just have to spit-roast his ass in the non-sexy way and collect some airline miles on the flight back home.
( Is it ever that simple? Ever? No. He's trying to stay positive. )
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( A dismissive mutter, utterly stupid and totally ignoring the fact that he has a matching tattoo. Shut up about it, who asked you, nobody, leave him alone, it doesn't exist. )
Alright, so first thing's first, figure out how to get this line off my throat, because there's no way in hell I'm spending the rest of the week saying yes ma'am may I have another. Then we figure out who's pulling the lever here, because there's always guy.
( A beat. )
Or chick. Whatevevr. The point is, somebody's responsible. We just have to spit-roast his ass in the non-sexy way and collect some airline miles on the flight back home.
( Is it ever that simple? Ever? No. He's trying to stay positive. )