[This is all very jarring and Kija would love to go back home or at least miraculously locate his gaggle of weird friends, but for now - he's just staying on this train. He's riding it back and forth rather than get out and do anything more touristy, or... otherwise... Sitting there stiffly and looking back and forth at all the strangers is apparently entertaining enough for him.

Of course, every time a local pair gets on the train and makes an overt display of just who is the Dominant and who is the Submissive, he stares and then flushes scarlet. So forward... maybe he should stop staring, but nope, that's not happening.]

[Here's the thing - there are people who are good at puzzles, and having patience, and reading clues to work together and figure a way out of these completely baffling rooms (B, first, but maybe you'll catch him in a different one later), and then there's Kija. Honestly, there's a fair chance he could think his way around a clue if he really tried, but patience is not a virtue he has when the situation is something as jarring as "you're stuck"; just that is enough to set him heading for the locked door, his literal dragon hand raised and ready to rumble.]

Do not worry! I will have us out of here and back to freedom in a moment!

[This is helping? He's going to try breaking the door down if nobody stops him.]

[Showing up to a charity event seems like the right thing to do for Kija, although he doesn't really... get it... He doesn't come from a place nearly this modern, and he'll have plenty to ask anyone who'll hold still long enough exactly what standing around and sometimes dancing is going to do to help the children. Still, it seems worthwhile, so he can play along. He does not dance well, but at least he makes up for his lack of skill and giant dragon hand with, uh, enthusiasm.

When it comes time to pick names, he's a little overeager; this is the real point of being here, as far as he's concerned. Finding whoever he can whisk out of the lesser conditions of the Down and bring back Up is exciting!! This, truly, is charity. So, whenever he finds whoever's name he has (or, you know, even if he doesn't—there is room to spare all the way up there)—]

I'm here for you! Please, come with me at once. There's no time to waste!

[Surely everyone is on board with this, right. Surely this won't end poorly for him.]

[hit me..... this is the dumbest dom in history. my plurk is jojoveller if you want it.]