I didn't question it because they sounded ridiculous and not actual rules you've planned on.

[ It's not like he was planning on contracting with you in the first place. No offense, but he's into taller people. ]

It's not like I'm the one that would have to deal with your rules anyway. For one, I don't fight with weapons like that. Not when I've got something better. So we'd be nothing but a fling.

[ And he sounds so okay with that. Even offering the chance for flings instead of contracts. ]