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yelena belova ([personal profile] shitplan) wrote in [community profile] duplicitymemes 2022-01-11 08:03 pm (UTC)

Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot, Kate Bishop? Because you talk a lot.

( not that she sound particularly upset about that. if anything, she sounds amused and maybe like she wants to take kate's arm and sit her down because none of what she's saying makes sense.

except the terrifying assassin thing because that is something she definitely is. she should get a business card and use that as her title. if kate bishop can use world's greatest archer, why can yelena not be 'terrifying assassin?' )


I have been here nearly four months now and I think I would know how long I have been in one place. Four months.

( she holds up four fingers and wiggles them in front of kate's face. )

And you absolutely need more than one fork. What are you going to do if your fork is dirty? Or you drop it on the floor and you still need to eat? What if you have company? If I were to come over and sit down and eat food with you, would I have to eat with my hands? Quite rude, Kate Bishop.

( now she's talking too much. back to the matter at hand. )

I am not hot. Are you hot? Your cheeks do look flushed.

( yelena leans forward and peers at her. )

Your cheeks are red, Kate Bishop.

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