brandingissues: (okay rly)
kate bishop (hawkeye) ([personal profile] brandingissues) wrote in [community profile] duplicitymemes 2022-01-19 03:27 am (UTC)

[She's all in to this story, shifting on the bed she's sitting on so she can lay on her stomach and look at her device properly: it's a whole gossiping girl's set up. She really wishes she had a twizzler, or like, a can of anything carbonated, but she'll make it work. Romantic story-time is worth the effort.

She listens with rapt attention and then:]


Her fiancé died? [is this a tele-novella, because damn, son.]

And you didn't just swoop in on that? Well okay, obviously you didn't because you're not a creep, sorry for thinking you were, you definitely aren't and going after a guy's girl even if you're in love with her like right after he bites the bullet is one hundred percent a creep move. Way to wait that one out.

Damn and she's like, a badass too. I appreciate a guy who likes a strong woman. Is she here with you?

[Kate asks and immediately wishes she hadn't because like, there are so many ways the answer to that question could go wrong. Either she's not and just like, ouch, add that to the list of reasons she's reasonably sure this guy could see a therapist. Or she is and they're like stuck in this sex dungeon of nightmares together, or maybe she is but they're like, both the same designation so they can never be together and basically there is no way for Barry to answer that in any way that's good.

Fuck.

Sorry, Barry]


....wait you have future tiny speedster babies that come back in time just to hang? Aw, that's really sweet.

[ignore the previous question, see how she's just glossing over it? She is, and that's fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. Tell her about the babies.]

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