I signed a contract with Kyle, he's the one that owns this house. He's a doctor, so fucking sweet, stupid hot, look. Don't scroll, there's nudes.

( he fishes his device out of his pocket as he's talking, hands it over open on a picture of kyle shirtless in the bed as he issues his warning. the focus point of the snap is the other man's abs, but the stupid fond look on his face is still clearly visible. )

Also, like, a vampire. That's probably important information. Someone turned him here.