I'd offer to take you back to my place for drinks.

[Loosen you up with some alcohol, see how things get touchy feely. But he shrugs, running his tongue over his bottom lip and crosses his arms over his chest. He lifts one hand to then gesture vaguely, circling back to the concept that he should be wooing - and how wooing has such a vague definition.]

I could've been persuaded to buy you things, which would be by definition - wooing. I've fed you, I could clothe you? Put you in something a little less raggedy, but only if you let me burn the shoes.