"Credentials from here. The fact that you're a foreigner is what assures you won't have them." It's also a handy way to bar entry to people without them satisfying his curiosity about what they're looking for.

"And the Statements are more interesting than that." Most of the time. "Cursed objects seem to be what I get the most of. But there are ghosts, occasionally, sightings of inhuman creatures that aren't LIERs."