Considering the contents of Floyd's own box were pretty boring, he doesn't have high hopes for Jade's to be any different. Even so, he accepts it with a gleeful smile and a giggle then peels the flaps back with a triumphant, "Ta-dah~!"
Curious, he peers at the contents and hums as he reads some of the labels. Huh. Wouldn't someone rather taste all that on... y'know... food? Floyd may not seem like much of a food connoisseur, but truthfully he's got quite the refined palette, you know! There's a reason Azul trusts him with making Mostro's menu. But all this? Down there?
With a sigh, Floyd hands the parcel back over to his brother, but not before stealing one of the hot pepper flavored condoms so he can examine it closer. And the little package of drug-laced candies. "Not really," he mutters as he reads the packaging and leans against Jade's side. "Hehhhh... Humans are so funny, aren't they? Why make it so complicated? Wouldn't it be easier to just step on someone if they wanna hurt so much?"
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Curious, he peers at the contents and hums as he reads some of the labels. Huh. Wouldn't someone rather taste all that on... y'know... food? Floyd may not seem like much of a food connoisseur, but truthfully he's got quite the refined palette, you know! There's a reason Azul trusts him with making Mostro's menu. But all this? Down there?
With a sigh, Floyd hands the parcel back over to his brother, but not before stealing one of the hot pepper flavored condoms so he can examine it closer. And the little package of drug-laced candies. "Not really," he mutters as he reads the packaging and leans against Jade's side. "Hehhhh... Humans are so funny, aren't they? Why make it so complicated? Wouldn't it be easier to just step on someone if they wanna hurt so much?"