Do I ever get lost, Chuuya? [Actually: yes, probably - comparatively speaking, anyway - but only when he chooses so, and hence it clearly doesn't count.] My lovely apartment is actually not far from here.
But this does give me an idea... [Dazai turns thoughtful, gaze drifting in the supposed general direction of his fancy new living quarters. Whatever may this nigh unparalleled genius have thought of now? Perhaps it could even be (shockgasp) lewd?!
Well, he might, if he thought Chuuya wouldn't just be the wrong type of ass about it. As it is:] ... You're just about the right size for a hand warmer!
[More reasons to regret not actually wearing your coat, the way a normal person would: now Dazai can stick his hands under your arms for warmth. Not even for tickling! (... Yet, anyway.) Just to get warm.]
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But this does give me an idea... [Dazai turns thoughtful, gaze drifting in the supposed general direction of his fancy new living quarters. Whatever may this nigh unparalleled genius have thought of now? Perhaps it could even be (shockgasp) lewd?!
Well, he might, if he thought Chuuya wouldn't just be the wrong type of ass about it. As it is:] ... You're just about the right size for a hand warmer!
[More reasons to regret not actually wearing your coat, the way a normal person would: now Dazai can stick his hands under your arms for warmth. Not even for tickling! (... Yet, anyway.) Just to get warm.]