Chris hums for the return assessments. He couldn't argue with any of it, really, and it was all Hawke's choice in the end.

Well, at least until the last part. He leans back a little harder against Hawke's shoulder.

"First off, while I'll not argue that could be odd if you're sensitive to such things, I'd expect an actual father to have that problem more'n someone like you. Second...you know that's only two years off my age, right? You suddenly gonna be weird if I want to climb on your dick or bend you over for mine?"