[See, this is why most merfolk have their bits tucked away and out of sight. What is it with humans and keeping their most sensitive bits all exposed? Floyd doubles over, slamming a hand against the stall wall to keep himself from falling while the other grasps between his legs.
There’s just enough room to sneak under his arm… you know, if Riddle feels so inclined to suffer with his problem alone all day. Or with a total stranger.]
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YEOWCH!
[See, this is why most merfolk have their bits tucked away and out of sight. What is it with humans and keeping their most sensitive bits all exposed? Floyd doubles over, slamming a hand against the stall wall to keep himself from falling while the other grasps between his legs.
There’s just enough room to sneak under his arm… you know, if Riddle feels so inclined to suffer with his problem alone all day. Or with a total stranger.]
Ugh, really?