Eggsy decides he already has Some Feelings about this anonymous person who signed up for the police force, in the same way he had Feelings about kids from his estate who he grew up with and watched become coppers.

"So we didn't sign up for this 'program' but we've got our own filth to keep an eye on us," he sums up. "Brilliant. Think I might look for work somewhere else."

Because it hasn't escaped him that work is going to be a necessity.