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The Joker ([personal profile] criminallysane) wrote in [community profile] duplicitymemes 2023-07-16 03:54 am (UTC)

Joker lets go of her arm the moment she tries to shrug free, as if he really had been just helping a lady out. He already has her by the leash, after all. No need to overdo it.

Especially not when she's looking oddly endearing in her confusion.

Is Rip seriously her name? He's heard worse self-chosen names, he supposes, by not by much. 'Condiment King' probably qualifies. In comparison, some sort of gender-bending, captured-by-fairies-or-whatever-the-fuck-happened-in-that-story children's story reference is... well, still pretty lousy, frankly, but not unforgivably so. Unfortunately, it's still absolutely unsuitable for a pet, or a stripper, and certainly for what he has in mind for her. Is he going to holler "Rip van Winkle" every time he needs her to heel, or do other things? No. No, he is not.

"Because it can't be understood by a drunk in a club, for one thing," he explains, his tone and expression still softly teasing. "But as I'm quite sober, and we're outside..." He offers a wink. "Well, I suppose I can let it slide. But what say we shorten it down a bit, hm?"

He allows himself another look-over of her features. "I'm thinking 'Vanna.'"

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