[He can stare at her suspiciously all he wants it doesn't seem to phase her at all.]

I mean I also arrived in a paper bag just like you...

[It's a matter-of-fact reply but it's the truth. All Submissives went through the same song and dance upon arrival.]

Well I can show you were to get your belongings and if I'm feeling extra nice I don't mind buying you something to eat.

[As for the why? It's simple.]

Why not? You're cute and I'm bored.