Joker's snort is a quiet one, and not unkind. If this guy's a priest, Joker's the fucking Easter Bunny, but okay, sure. Let's go with it.
"Well, the sort who likes to do anything other than talk, of course." He shrugs, purple-suited shoulders flicking up with an easy indifference that says, Makes no difference to me. "And if you're a 'good' priest," and the stress on that word, along with the smirk that accompanies it, makes it clear that he sees nothing particularly good about this man, which is a very good thing, "I assume you like to get out there and touch lives. Which, naturally... takes cash."
He begins ticking off line items on his fingers, rattling them off at a rapid-fire pace. "Transportation, a place of worship, power and heat for said place of worship. Loaves and fishes for all. Hymnals, charity events, mission trips, holiday gifts for the homeless kiddos, a line or two of cocaine off a hooker's ass once you're finished saving souls. It all takes funding."
And there's that smile again, that come-on-pal-let's-get-on-with-it smile. "Or, I mean. You could always donate it to the poor. That's the nice thing about cash, you know. You can do whatever the hell you want with it."
Just finished the move from hell, so ok, clearly I now need to find some comics
"Well, the sort who likes to do anything other than talk, of course." He shrugs, purple-suited shoulders flicking up with an easy indifference that says, Makes no difference to me. "And if you're a 'good' priest," and the stress on that word, along with the smirk that accompanies it, makes it clear that he sees nothing particularly good about this man, which is a very good thing, "I assume you like to get out there and touch lives. Which, naturally... takes cash."
He begins ticking off line items on his fingers, rattling them off at a rapid-fire pace. "Transportation, a place of worship, power and heat for said place of worship. Loaves and fishes for all. Hymnals, charity events, mission trips, holiday gifts for the homeless kiddos, a line or two of cocaine off a hooker's ass once you're finished saving souls. It all takes funding."
And there's that smile again, that come-on-pal-let's-get-on-with-it smile. "Or, I mean. You could always donate it to the poor. That's the nice thing about cash, you know. You can do whatever the hell you want with it."