"Yeah, like, two years." Exactly two years this month, he realizes with not a totally unseen amount of disgust. Ah, well. As much as he'd rather be home, he'd more or less come to terms with the fact that this was just where he lived, now. His feelings on it were complicated. Especially now, after so much time.

"So, are you, like, a virgin?"

Might as well just establish that up top.