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TDM #48


« « « TEST DRIVE MEME » » »


« « « ALL ON DISPLAY


It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Yet, solace is found in the lies we tell each other, comforted by the peace of knowing that we're not alone in our depravity, and once on this path, sin itself becomes the lesser of two evils masked in a cloud of normalcy.

This is how Duplicity has functioned since the beginning. The divide of power and social standing is overt in that Dominants influence the decisions made both publicly and privately while Submissives cater to the rules presented to them. It is the way of Duplicity to assign random designations at birth with no leeway in altering what has been given. Climate in the Up is far stricter than that of the Down; violating outlined personas for a Dominant or Submissive while in full view of others is punished by degree of infraction. In the Down, many tend to turn a blind eye to these sorts of offenses.

To counteract the discovery of the deceit gene – a natural "negative" response to all stimuli – the LIEs program was founded. The program had been designed to introduce new subjects to the current environment and test for the deceit gene through immersion in Duplicity's standing society. Sexual impulses and encounters increase the chances of detecting the gene within these individuals. Participants are typically released from LIEs after a year; however, results have remained unsatisfactory and testing still continues.

...and you're here! Finally! Welcome to Duplicity.

After choosing a door and stepping through to the other side, the first thing that greets you are the enthusiastic faces of people in medical scrubs and pristine lab coats. Their enthusiasm translates to eagerness as they strip you of your clothes to perform a thorough examination—you will be healed, bathed, and given a paper gown to wear until your items can be processed and delivered to your residence later in the evening. You are also given a device that accesses the network as well as the time and location of Orientation.

If you enter Duplicity into the Up, congratulations! You're a Dominant, which means you are immediately picked up by a limo after processing and taken to your high-rise. Here, it is two Dominants per floor with separate apartments. If you enter Duplicity into the Down, congratulations! You're a Submissive, which means you are directed towards public transportation with the address of the motel you'll be living in. Here, it is two Submissives per room with a shared common space for all rooms.

Submissives are provided with a plain black pleather collar to wear and Dominants are given bracelets made of the same black pleather. The simple design is an immediate visual indicator that they have not yet signed a contract and they will be informed that more elaborate or personalized styles are a privilege reserved for those who do.

Enjoy your free time until Orientation! Participation is mandatory for all new and past arrivals.



» » » ALL ABOARD




After stepping through the door and participating in Orientation, LIERs are assembled together in the Up for a tour of Duplicity in its entirety. Seats are in pairs and randomly assigned to Dominants and Submissives alike. Traveling from Fiddler's Square, the train journeys through various parts of the Up, showcasing society and examples of lifestyle. Along the way, frequent stops are made; a variety of passengers can be seen exiting and entering the doors. A Dominant with a kneeling Submissive takes a seat near the front of the train at one stop. A small group of Submissives board and sit closer to the LIERs at another, all seemingly content in their roles. As the tour continues through the Up, the train passes close to the Market and White Wall Bridge and zips by North Park before heading into the Down and bypassing Red Wall Bridge and South Park.

The train makes a "final" stop at Riddler's Square, where inhabitants of the Down are instructed to return to their temporary housing. Those who live in the Up are permitted to stay on the train and revisit the same locations while returning.



« « « QUALITY ASSURANCE



(cw: sex toys, semi-public sex, potential noncon/dubcon, masturbation)

This Orientation is sponsored by Naughty Knights! Signage is up around the orientation center upon walking in, touting several different programs the sex toy company is offering. The main one is what each person attending this month's mandatory orientation will be helping with: testing new products and potentially suggesting their own!

An array of sex toys are laid out on tables, much like products at a flea market. Organized by type, LIERs are encouraged to look through each table and find something to their liking. Don't be shy, grab a toy or two and a partner to try them out with!

Just beware: many of these toys come with an extra perk. When touched, held, stroked, licked, sucked, fucked, or fingered, they cause someone else to feel exacty what is done to them. Be careful when grabbing those toys! You might be accidentally pleasuring a stranger. At least it's easy to see who doubles over when you touch it the wrong way, so you can see whether or not you want to keep going and take them all the way.




» » » EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION


(cw: office kink, power dynamics/play, secretary kink, employee/boss, compulsions)

Another offering from Naughty Knights comes at a price… or, well, a "bonus" offered to anyone who participates! Didn't sign up? Too bad, you're needed at the corporate office to help out for a few days or maybe even a few weeks! New arrivals and existing members or graduates of the LIEs program are brought on for this assignment whether they want to or not. Your existing jobs will survive a few days without you!

Upon entering the assigned office floor, temporary employees will be checked out for dress code by a staff member at the door. Everyone MUST wear professional outfits, whether that be slacks and a button up shirt or a pencil skirt and blouse. Gender stereotypes be damned, as long as they're wearing something business-like, they'll be let in. Don't own any clothes that fit this style? Don't worry! Naughty Knights has something for everyone, in a small closet. Hopefully those temporary clothes they borrow aren't TOO tight…

Dominants are more likely placed in a manager or higher up position within the office floor, meant to control and boss around their employees. This doesn't mean a lucky Submissive won't get the chance to boss around others, too, but it's far less likely. Submissives seem to be given less cushy jobs. Simple sales positions, number crunchers in finance, secretaries to the boss… all in all, Submissives constantly are being asked to report to their bosses.

Something about the space makes it hard not to be attracted to those in positions of power above them. Employees are encouraged to worship their bosses, to please them however they can. Managers or bosses are encouraged, then, to take advantage of their position of power, to demand anything of those below them.

In a way, this job isn't really a job at all, but a place for debauchery, with how easily pairs will be drawn to each other.

Oh. That "bonus." Right.

That is only revealed after they work for at least a few days, being hyped up all the while. A gift card, specifically to one of Naughty Knights' sex shop partners in one of the shopping districts of the Up. You're welcome!




« « « DEAR DIARY…


(cw: surveillance, compulsions, variety kinks)

The city is always watching. This much is true. So, then, how easy is it to trust the city when they talk about a new, up and coming app for each person's device?

Unfortunately, no one is allowed to remove this app, even if they were concerned about safety at all.

The app is called My Sex Life and it does more than just a few things. One, it allows people to see the statistics that their device has collected regarding who they've interacted with and slept with over the last thirty days. This way, each citizen can check their quota count for the month with just a few clicks of a button! Two, it offers a diary function that people are required to use at least 5 times a month. There are suggested prompts each day that come through as notifications to their device, pestering them with the option to note down any and everything that comes to mind.

Suggestions range from sexy, kinky questions to ones that ask about their opinions of the city, getting into such intense details that it almost seems like someone is fishing for details for a specific reason.

Any sexy or kinky questions tend to make the person who reads them want to act on them. This can range from kinks they might not normally try such as asphyxiation or bondage, or kinks that never came to mind such as golden showers or petplay. Maybe, even, it's something as simple as asking whether or not they enjoy dressing up in pretty lingerie!



» » » TLDR


So, what's happening?
QUALITY ASSURANCE
- Orientation!
- Orientation goers will be testing sex toys for Naughty Knights!
- Test them with a partner or go solo...
- But some of the toys have a little perk!
- Some toys make others feel whatever is done to them, via magic or something. Hard to tell!

EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION
- Office kink fodder
- Some people are voluntold to go, others sign up
- Small period of working at a corporate office for Naughty Knights
- Compulsions to have sex or get intimate in some other way with other workers, particularly employees + bosses
- "Bonus" is a gift card to a shop selling Naughty Knight toys.

DEAR DIARY...
- A sex statistics app
- Think of a journal for sex and for self discovery but on your device!
- Prompts that are sexy and non-sexy
- Sexy prompts, when read, compel the reader to act it out. Can be a variety of kinks! Dealer's choice.





» » » MOD & OOC NOTES



Please read carefully.

On each Test Drive Meme, there will be a section noting character roles; these will vary each TDM. On an IC level, characters will still have gone through the doors but the assignments are OOCly randomized. When applying, there is a section of the application that denotes whether the character chooses "left" or "right." When participating on the TDM, there will be a third option. Players may link either a top level or a thread (five or more comments from their character) from the TDM and title the link as "Door Pass." This means that the player is choosing to take the designation that they were randomly assigned on the TDM, rather than taking the designation of a door. If the player decides to select a door rather than use the pass, then they are trying their luck; they may get the same designation they had on the TDM or the opposite. Once the application is submitted, players can't change their choice.

To assign roles to characters for this TDM, use the following guide:

All new arrivals on this TDM are Submissive.

To Note: Characters can only swap their designation for one of the following reasons: an event occurs that allows it or there are OOC reasons that make it a necessity. Any swap always requires mod approval and each character can only ever switch once. Characters that are being reapped will keep their previous designation but players can choose to tag on new TDMs with different designations for fun!

Test Drive threads can be used as activity proofs for characters currently in-game.

Top level comments are for everyone! Existing (in-game already), new, or returning characters. We are testing out opening up the TDM to more people and this rule may change in the future. You must use the same designation for your character as they have in-game.

Please remember to mark any necessary content, and have fun!!




» » » MAIN NAVIGATION « « «

balefulshadow: (pic#18456435)

Blaidd the Half-Wolf | Elden Ring | Submissive

[personal profile] balefulshadow 2026-05-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
a)« « « QUALITY ASSURANCE

[Blaidd had never seen such an array of toys and the like, having just arrived here, especially since everything was new to him. The buildings were huge, the place was bustling, and to see people walking around on their hands and knees and naked out in the open was jarring, to say the least.

So was the collar, fitted around his neck- he was not a dog, but he sure did feel like one with the new accessory.

Blaidd turned his attention to the sex toys, and he tilted his head as he surveyed them. Without another thought, he reached out to a, ah, large vibrating dildo? And he picked it up, turned it on, and was shocked by the sensation in his hand.]


Blood hell! This is meant to be stimulating?

[He turned it off and set it back down, before he grabbed another sex toy, a fleshlight, and he inserted his finger into it...]

Who in the blazes would use these? [totally fingering the fleshlight just because, and whoever was around him would either feel sensation from him touching the dildo or the fleshlight.]

b)» » » EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION

[Blaidd had been put in a rather tight suit, completely fitted to his massive form, and he had been told to report to his boss, whatever Dominant he needed to report to.]

Uh, here mate- I mean, boss... here are the um, papers? You were needing.

[He put the papers on a desk of someone- reporting to them, and after he had entertained whatever Dominant was there, he returned to his cubicle. Blaidd was massive, at 8 feet fall, and he towered over the cubicles as he returned to his fellow Submissives.]

Pardon the intrusion but, what the hell does it mean to crunch numbers? What sort of numbers need to be crushed?

c)» WILDCARD

[Maybe you see Blaidd getting off the train in the Down, maybe you see him wandering around in orientation, go nuts! He is very tall, very kind, very suave, and is looking for affection! Tell him he's the good boy that he is!]
headmage: (006)

Dire Crowley | Twisted Wonderland

[personal profile] headmage 2026-05-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
01. QUALITY ASSURANCE
[it's not possible to see them behind his mask, but crowley's eyebrows - if he even has any - raise so high that they could probably meet his hairline once he enters the orientation center and sees ... well, everything. the signage for the various programs and the array of toys laid out is quite something.

it might make a person blush. not him, though. he is not all that inclined to blush.

instead, he strides through the displays, pausing at one table or another to peruse the offerings with a critical eye. in fact, he even stops at one, picking up some toy or another and feeling the heft of it in the palm of his hand. he runs one of his pointy rings along it, canting his head to one side as he does -

but oh, what's that? is it one of the toys with perks? he looks up and over in the direction of whatever sound or motion the attention to the toy may have elicited out of someone else.]


My goodness, are you alright?

[perhaps he can help you out! ...he is ever so kind, after all.]

02. EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION
[this man is a submissive. alas, unfortunately for whoever may have ended up paired up with him at the office today, despite that he was put into the role of a manager. this doesn't bother him a whit; he's quite used to having his own office and ordering people about. does he know the first thing about working a corporate job for a sex toy company?

absolutely the fuck not, but he's after the bonus. he'll make it work.

so. here he is in an office, clad in an immaculate suit (and his mask and tophat), seated at a mahogany desk. he's looking through some paperwork that he has absolutely no context for, but upon hearing a knock at his door - an approaching secretary or underling of some kind, he's sure - he snaps his fingers and a swirl of magic eases the door open.]


Yes, yes, do come in. Do you have some kind of a report for me?

03. DEAR DIARY...
[ding!

it's a notification from the app...

crowley has been ignoring the notifications since his arrival, but they just keep coming. and he can't find a way to remove the app from his device, either! how vexing. with a sigh, he attempts to silence the notification.

ding!

there's another. well, he certainly doesn't want to put information about himself in here - who knows what they would do with it? - so he turns to the nearest person, and without preamble, reads off from the screen:]


Where’s a place you’ve always fantasized about having sex?

04. WILDCARD
[want to do something else? toss it here!]
prodigalgun: (017)

Fearless/"Liang" | Cowboy Bebop + CRAU | Submissive

[personal profile] prodigalgun 2026-05-10 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: Fearless IS Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop's Netflix Live Action iteration, but his time canonpoint is from the prequel novel, Red Planet Requiem. He also has CRAU from HeckinGame for this toplevel, and as a result he is dead as a doornail and has the ability to revert to a demon form that looks like a humanoid Long/eastern dragon. (other demons would probably be able to tell that he's a very low-ranking demon!) He's mostly available appearing human for these prompts, but you can definitely request him in his demon form instead!

Fearless's age is unknown even to himself, but he's around 25, and I have no problem with under age or xeno CR. He is well versed with and exposed to BDSM, and takes that part of the culture seriously. ]


All Aboard

[ the thing about all this is, Fearless is actually quite used to being broke and going without. in no time, he's gotten himself back dressed and ready, and this is actually his second go-round on the train. The clothes he's come with give him a 70s Dandy vibe, and he takes up space on the train like he's been here his whole life.

If he sees you and you happen to look at all either a. disctinct, visually or b. like you know what you're doing, Fearless will stride right up to you, hand on the train rail, and ask, ]


Hey, uh, you happen to know where the best place to get a bite to eat around here is?

[ he asks it with this little puppydog crooked-teeth smile, brows tilted, like he's just such an innocent and sweet boy-next-door. ]

Quality Assurance


You know, uh... I kinda thought this was gonna be... I dunno.

[ staring at the table of toys with one hand in his pocket, Fearless makes a gesture with his other hand that ultimately translates to absolutely fucking nothing. he isn't even really talking to anyone in particular as much as he's speaking aloud and letting whoever notices him choose whether or not to respond. ]

Cornier? I thought it'd be cornier.

[ but, as he scans over the toys and picks one up to turn about in his hands, he minds; ]

These are just legit, though, huh?

Employee Satisfaction

[ Fearless might actually be a bad pick for an office worker considering his previous profession as a "janitor", but he sure does cut a fine silhouette in that snug vest and button up they've put him in. they even managed to find him office-suitable trousers with the slightest flare of a retro look. and when he stands at attention, boy, does he look professional.

thing is, he loves getting paid. and while secretary wasn't in his job description, he's used to running around accounting for another. so upon being given the option to avoid wordy paper pushing, he's managed to cement his part in attending to others needs— whether they be looking for real secretarial help, or a bit of servicing instead.

for now, he notices your character walking along and a paper they're carrying slip free, and in a smooth motion, one hand still behind his back, he dips down to pick it up and hand it over. with a wink and a smile, he offers— ]


Sorry about that. Looks like it fell free. Oh, uh—

[ he points at a specific number— ]

Tell whoever you're giving to they should check that calculation again, mmkay?

[ and with far too much familiarity, he gives them a pat on the shoulder. ]

WILDCARD

I'm open to a lot of things! These aren't set up super sexy because I like to have a bit of work up before jumping into the smut, but feel free to go sexier if you're confident. take your chances or hit me up at love_letters on plurk or love.struck on disco. Fearless's info page doesn't have a lot of his kinks, but he should have the same preferences as Leona's, available on his journal at [personal profile] effortaverse.
beauman: (pic#15546842)

I'm so sorry in advance

[personal profile] beauman 2026-05-10 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[How exciting! There's just so many toys to choose from, how are they ever meant to pick just one? They don't have to pick just one, do they? After all, it would hardly be a proper test if they couldn't compare what's on offer against each other, as well as by its own merits. Let's see, maybe he'll start with--

Rook freezes mid-reach with an abrupt gasp. What was that? It almost felt as though a claw was stroking right down.....

No, wait, scratch that. No sooner does he look around to find the source of the sensation, than he promptly drops the mystery altogether in favor of pure bewilderment. Could it really be? That top hat, that cape--]


Headmage.....? Headmage!

[Crowley has about 10 seconds to brace for impact the student launching himself at him in greeting.]
caycay: (146)

all aboard

[personal profile] caycay 2026-05-10 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[Standing at one of the rails with his legs crossed in a casual stance, Cater was busy being glued to his phone. At this point, he's so familiar with all the stops he hardly needs to pay attention to his surroundings. Well, unless a dominant is trying to get him to kneel, or whatever. Maybe Fearless approaches, in this case, for more than just the fact that Cater seems so confident.

He looks up from his phone screen and one look at that smile tells him all he needs to know: he is changing his plans.]


Do I ever. You've picked the right foodie, fam!
poisonista: (🍎 182)

2. While I squint at this amazing situation.

[personal profile] poisonista 2026-05-10 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He knows that voice all too well, and as a Dominant, he's strolling in with the full authority of one (and dressed too well for the role. No one was going to put him in anything subpar).

So now he's standing before Crowley with a hand on his hip, no collar in sight and definitely not looking amused. ]



You took your time staging a rescue, Headmage. I can't imagine the publicity you'll get for this will be in your favor.


[ Really, letting World-Class Supermodel and Actor Vil Schoenheit be stuck here along with other royals and merchant sons? Unbelievable. ]
caycay: (36)

employee satisfaction

[personal profile] caycay 2026-05-10 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cater doesn't exactly want to be fitted in a pencil skirt and plunging blouse here or anything, but, hey, he's getting paid--and he hasn't been dressed in "business casual" since, well, school. His fault for showing up in jeans and being unable to spin the intern angle.

Well, secretary it is, and being what he does for a living, he at once knows the assignment--and that this literally isn't about doing office work at all. When he approaches his apparent-boss's office and gets the go-ahead to come in, he launches into the roleplay scenario before he's even processed the familiarity of the voice or even who is sitting there.

Cater poses sexily in the door frame, leg kicked up high enough that his skirt's ridden up past the top of his slutty stockings.]


The report is that the numbers today are hot, hot, hot--

[He freezes when his eyes finally land on that familiar mask. Oh, shit. Oh, sweet fucking Seven have mercy on him.]
prodigalgun: (82)

[personal profile] prodigalgun 2026-05-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he sees that shock of orange hair and Fearless is immediately relaxed, receptive. like he's happy to see Cater, not a stranger. with his grin spread wide he rests his fist on Cater's shoulder, laughing— ]

Oh man, lucky me. Got myself a Diamond tour guide.

They went and snatched you up too, huh?
whalewatcher: (02)

Sigma | Fate/ Strange Fake | submissive

[personal profile] whalewatcher 2026-05-10 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
All Aboard

[Trains were a novelty.

So was everything else- compared to the daily bloodshed of constant battles that Sigma had lived in before. Every day was a new job, and even the basic necessities like regular hot meals and a safe place to sleep were luxuries. This lack of desire was why Prelati had chosen him for her whims and her games.

Sigma didn't care either way. He approached this new situation the way he had approached all others: with a quiet, watchful acceptance. He wasn't going to fight if he didn't need to.

The only details that marked him in any way were his diminutive statue, his stalwart manner, and the black choker he had been given when he arrived.

Sigma didn't fight when he was ushered off the train- but he did take one last glance behind him as he disembarked.

The ride had been smooth, and the tour pleasant. He had hoped for a warm meal at the station.]


Dear Diary

Excuse me.

[He said quietly to someone who looked like they knew what they were doing, and held out his device for them to see. It was some sort of smartphone, from what he could tell- but it was 2009 in his memories, and phones weren't this smart in his experience.]

That app. [He said, tapping the space next to the icon for the app called My Sex Life.]

I don't need it, but it isn't deleting the way it's supposed to.

Do phones get computer viruses?

[He was a spell caster, not a tech master. He respected it, but he didn't know the nuances of how it worked.

Not helping was his baby face- and eyes that looked like they had seen the depths of hell.]


Wildcard

[ooc: hmu on Plurk at [plurk.com profile] woodrift if you want to chatter.]
caycay: (27)

[personal profile] caycay 2026-05-10 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, count this one down as cute and friendly. But, well, if the use of his last name was just a funny coincidence, what he says after completely erases any chance at just brushing that one off. Cater puts his phone in his pocket, only faltering for a half a second.]

You got me at a bit of a disadvantage here.

[You're mistaking me for someone else only works if he hadn't pulled a namedrop. And considering what happened with Riddle and Ruggie, it's not unreasonable that he's met a different Cater before. No, something about that was still odd. It was like this guy was surprised to see him in the city at all, which didn't line up with having met him in Duplicity. His thoughts land on Idia, then. Another him, another world. Man, how many realities were out there yanking people from their stories?]

I think the Cater you know might be a different version.
goldencharms: (Eh? Eh? EEEHHH??)

well, that sure is some quality

[personal profile] goldencharms 2026-05-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know, he'd mostly been there because, well, he was required to be. And maybe he was trying to see if there were any toys that reminded him of Rook's collection-- but he was mostly more interested in the colors and shapes and sizes than the toys for the sake of themselves.

at least until that absolutely strange, foreign, and all too familiar feeling strikes him out of nowhere? Except he's still fully clothed. ]


Ah--huh!?

[ he's trying to look over his shoulder for the source of this assault-- ]
balefulshadow: (pic#18456439)

Woof woof

[personal profile] balefulshadow 2026-05-10 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[And right on cue, Blaidd is testing out the vibrating dildo in his hand, having turned it off he was inspecting it.

Stroking it, even… gave it a lick? Much to Kalim’s dismay.]


Strange contraption…
wantingmore: (76)

wildcard

[personal profile] wantingmore 2026-05-11 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Fearless being a new submissive, and having the kind of background he does, it's probably not much of a stretch to assume he's still out and about in the seedy, crime-heavy streets of the Down far past the point in the night where it's safe for the average person to be roaming around.

And yet, around the corner comes the distinct sound of heels clicking against the pavement. It's not a street worker looking for buyer--no, this is clearly someone who belongs in the Up. A sweet little blonde thing dressed to the nines, jewelry catching the light of the idle street lamp she passes under. There's an air of worry in the way she walks, like she knows she's taken the wrong turn to wherever she's on her way to or from.

What's worse is the two guys smoking and chatting across the way who have clearly taken notice. One of them murmurs something to his pal, and with a nod they stamp out their cigarettes and start to follow behind her at a careful distance, unhurried. As Claudia makes an uncertain turn into an alley, one of them pulls a knife from his pocket.]
prodigalgun: (59)

[personal profile] prodigalgun 2026-05-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ for a moment, Fearless wants to protest— maybe even shift his form to suggest that Cater might not recognize him all human looking again. but the more he looks at Cater the more it processes.

Cater's older, isn't he? something more mature about his jawline, about the tired slope of his eyes. the glint of a tongue ring in his mouth wasn't there last time Fearless kissed him, even if it's easily explainable.

Fearless withdraws his fist, and even though it's just for a moment, his eyes return to that hollow darkness they carry when Fearless isn't putting in any effort to be a person anymore. ]


...Yeah. Guess he is.

[ he wants to be angry about this. but it's not like it's Cater's fault.

he can be angry later.

whatever happens, happens.


so with an "uhhh" and a shake of his wrist Fearless holds out his hand to Cater. ]


You know what? Let's start over.

I'm Fearless. Or Liang. I don't, uh,

[ he just shakes his head, pursing his lips. ]

Your pick.
goldencharms: so would appreciate you don't take (doki doki)

[personal profile] goldencharms 2026-05-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ wait a second, hold on, that isn't really fair?? he doesn't make the immediate connection between what Blaidd is doing and what he's feeling but it wasn't like this was something his body could just ignore.

Still, he needs a distraction ]


Huh? W-What's strange about it...??
headmage: (010)

i'm laughing

[personal profile] headmage 2026-05-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[is he expecting one of his students to launch himself at him? no, not in the slightest. but he supposes if he were to count on any of them to leap at him, it should have been rook.

he squeezes the toy in his hand, just out of surprise, and then ends up tossing it to the ground to make sure that he can catch rook rather than them both toppling over, or some such thing. like so:



he probably could have used magic to catch him but this is funnier.]
beauman: (pic#17140497)

a

[personal profile] beauman 2026-05-11 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[This has got to be one of the better Orientation set ups they've had recently. Or at least one of the most fun ones, hmmm? He can't wait to find something that looks interesting enough to give a very thorough review. Except.....

Except the moment he picks a toy up, he drops it again with a strangled noise of surprise. He's not exactly alone in a crowd like this, but he's still quite sure there's nobody directly behind him. So why does it feel like someone is preparing him with their fingers? He's not even undressed!

Just. Give him a minute to scan the crowd. Maybe someone is casting some sort of spell.....]
balefulshadow: (pic#18456438)

[personal profile] balefulshadow 2026-05-11 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Blaidd turned around to see a flushed young man, much smaller than his massive height, and he held up the dildo in question.]

This is used for pleasure? It would be only one sided then, wouldn’t it?

[Blaidd touched the tip of it with his gloved finger, sliding between its slit. Sorry Kalim!!]

Are you quite alright lad? You look overly red.
lightlessflame: (35)

employee satisfaction

[personal profile] lightlessflame 2026-05-11 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Agnes cuts a very nice figure in her office suit, tall and slim as she is, though it's hard to say she's really a model employee beyond being a sight for sore eyes. She's been standing at the photo copier for probably the better part of an hour at this point, and it sure doesn't seem like any papers are coming and going. The intimidatingly blank stare that she gives anyone who comes close has been scaring most other workers off from saying anything about it, but at the question from the rather large creature who's approached her...she looks more curious than anything.]

I have no idea. I've never set foot in an office building, before.
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Sorry Rook!! Big ol woof prepping u

[personal profile] balefulshadow 2026-05-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Blaidd, blissfully unaware, continued to finger the fleshlight. He inspected it when he withdrew his fingers, and one of the signs for the toys said ‘try me, finger me, lick me’ so…

He did just that! He licked the slit of the fleshlight, which would feel like someone was right at Rook’s precious hole.]


Nothing to note when it comes to taste…

[He muttered to himself as he pulled back.]
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[personal profile] headmage 2026-05-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, seven.

having encountered rook at orientation he probably should be aware of who all is here already, but it's funnier if he doesn't, so we are just going to wave our hands in timelines so that crowley can stare at vil, flabbergasted, as he struts into the room.

the lack of a collar on him is both a relief and a source of stress. a relief, because he would hardly want any of his students to be in a submissive's role - but stressful, because oh dear, he does look rather upset already, doesn't he? and he has the designation to be able to order him around even though he's the one in the boss's chair right now.

how dreadful.]


What in the Seven's name are you doing here, Schoenheit?

[this is a disaster.]
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[personal profile] balefulshadow 2026-05-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Her intimating stare goes unnoticed, Blaidd simply looks down curiously at the machine she was standing next to. Not like he knew how it worked, either, so to him- she was doing just fine!

Blaidd’s ear twitched as he smirked down at her, letting out a light chuckle in his suave tone of voice.]


Me neither, never been in most buildings like this, and never even seen these so called, uh, computers? Whatever the bloody hell you do with those bricks of metal I’ll never know.

You have a name, lass? I’m Blaidd. Brand new to this place, and new to office work. I still don’t even understand the point of passing around papers and pretending to chat with one another.

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