Phillip grins right back. "Hey, I've always thought the clothing business here must make bank with how often clothes get destroyed," he says dryly, "Unfortunately, I can think of several situations where this might be helpful. But usually I still want to at least have my clothes available after I get out of them." Otherwise, the walk of shame would be even more interesting.

But Jason's answer makes Phillip wonder if he's new, since... yeah within your first month you probably get into a situation where melting clothes might actually be useful, so he can't help but ask, "How long have you been here?"