bulldoginnit: (don't believe)
Eggsy Unwin ([personal profile] bulldoginnit) wrote in [community profile] duplicitymemes 2019-09-20 03:04 am (UTC)

Eggsy laughs. "What, like just big fuckin' cucumbers or whatever? Honestly, in this place, that would be entirely normal."

These treats do look suspiciously normal, though. He thinks back to the spices that made you go blind (which Dorian still has a lot of hidden away somewhere). Those had seemed normal too.

Ah, what the hell.

"Hopefully they don't give us raging hard ons or whatever," he says. "I'll take one of them biscuits, though," he says, pointing to one of the selections in the machine. It's a much fancier machine than your run of the mill vending machine, which...doesn't give it a lot of credibility, maybe, but everything in it looks delicious.

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