Considering the sparkling vampire dream was one I had to share with my possible future sister-in-law... not so much.

[ Notice how she deliberately sidestepped any mention of her potential rom-com Achilles heel, but she offers him a casual shrug of one shoulder as she curves herself across the countertop, forearms braced there to keep herself propped up. ]

Could've been worse. Could've ended up showing someone all my deep-seated issues, of which there are enough to fill at least a week's worth of dreams.