"I don't think I'd know what to do with a coy, blushing virgin... who am I kidding? I can think of a lot of things, but none of them would be mutually satisfying. Like I said, I want challenge. Real challenge, not a mixture of coercion and play pretend."

Ed rests his chin in one hand, finger tapping his cheek and then grins, if possible, even wider. "I had a hard shaft, my tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. What am I?"