[He hates this. There are not words to describe how vehemently the Archivist hates this. Jon is using his clipboard to try to obscure his shirt: Ask me about Mr. Spider. He sees a woman looking around wearing a shirt that seems generic enough and stalks over to her.

She has a Statement, but he's trying to ignore that.]

Tell me about what you saw, then. I don't care what it's actually referring to. I assume something horrifying. I'm only interested in the mundane.