[He'd not been there to see the initial spritz. If he had, he might have tried to intervene. He couldn't have do much, but he could have saved a lady's dignity. As it is, he arrives a tad too late to do anything but root through the pockets of a finely tailored vest to hold out a handkerchief.]

Miss, I believe there's a restroom nearby. You'll be wanting to wash that off. Tell them. I told you you were allowed in and if you have to buy something, do so. I'll cover it.

[Because Alfred is probably the least dominant Dom there is and he hates seeing how this place treats the other half.]