I've been to the orientation. It's a lot like the seminars, but I'm not the most shameless anymore. There's definitely a lot worse than me... I never knew it's a title I'd miss so much.

[ His words become a mumble, as if he finishes by talking to himself.

Wei Wuxian startles back as Lan Zhan reaches for his hand. It's so odd, how far they've come. When Wei Wuxian initiated that in the past, Lan Zhan would only glare at him. Now, this is a sign they've moved a lot closer. ]

It's not like I got one. She just jumped and sprayed me. Like a madwoman.

[ He sniffs himself while Lan Zhan keeps speaking. The words cause him to stop kid-sniff. ]

Huh? The Submissive line line?