"I told you all about what was on the shirt, which is what the ones running this little rigmarole are after. I could say a bit more about the store, I suppose, if you like." He will never admit to obsession. It's offensive.

As much as he wishes he could say something like that doesn't sound like his Lord, it's not entirely true. There was a whole flood to say otherwise, among many other incidents that at this point in his existence are almost breaking credulity to insist are just ineffable and not cruel. Are all Lords so, then?

"Adam was banished from the Garden, too, in our world." Seemed a bit unfair, enough reason to give him his sword. Those beasts where hungry.