"Oh! That was, that was such a delightful time, from what I've been told, yes. Not that I was there. That would be silly." One day he'll learn to lie more smoothly. Today is not that day.

"I'm from the early 2000s. Well, what I mean is that was the decade from which I was brought. The 2010s. Obviously, I'm older than that. Not to say I'm old. Distinguished middle age. Yes. You were speaking of the technology. It has come such a long way. Humans, people are so ingenious."