[ Jacob can at least laugh at himself at this point. He pulls his device from a pocket, holds it out.]

I assume they gave you one of these? They record sounds and the events around them. Sometimes because we tell them to, and sometimes... well sometimes because the city wants them to.

I'll admit that recording myself naked was my mistake. I was pressing buttons without understanding what I was doing. But it's easily done, if you don't have these things where you're from.

Luckily I got a lot of kind people letting me know where I went wrong.