"You might want to look into something plastic or metal until this passes," But he gives the dog a sympathetic pat. "I know it's a bit to ask."

He shrugs, then frowns. "Well, I know they are willing to go over the basics, and there are also people who, um, teach classes about sex and sexual topics. It isn't exactly hard to find someone if it's just for a little casual fun. Not that I...I have a boyfriend, who is also my submissive. I have two contracts, actually."

He's not going to mention Dick, because that is Complicated. He definitely has feelings, which are reciprocated, but they're still at that awkward phase after new year's of figuring out just how all of them work together.