Maria huffs out a laugh at that, amused but grateful. It's not as if Bass would be counted as a bad person to not have the no sex clause in there, but because it is, he skips ahead a step closer to being a very good person.

She listens intently to the story, a slight frown on her face as she tries to imagine. But she has to scoff a little.

"Kyle's was an NFL player," she echoes, smirking and nodding her head. "Yeah, sounds about right. Or, would have been right if he hadn't grown up."

She bites her lip lightly and tilts her head. "Give me the highlights of the differences between young Bass and older Bass?" She's curious, but he doesn't have to talk about it if he doesn't want to.