The fact that the idea of "sodomize yourself on that umbrella" doesn't immediately make him cringe and instead actually sounds kind of hot gives him a decent amount of pause. He holds his hand out to catch some rain, looks up squinting at the sky. He's still puzzling it out when he answers.

"Uh yeah, I go fast. But I don't really steal stuff anymore, trying to be a better person etc. Only like, really minor shoplifting sometimes."