There's probably wizards taking care of that.

[ andy hasn't been in duplicity that long, but he has already integrated. wizards and vampires are old news by now. ]

I have an emergency contract in the Up. With a Mountie.

[ he says 'mountie' in the exact same tone someone else might say 'dragon' or 'unicorn', as if mounties are unusual mythical creatures. ]

You wanna come meet him? He has a pet wolf.