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It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Yet, solace is found in the lies we tell each other, comforted by the peace of knowing that we're not alone in our depravity, and once on this path, sin itself becomes the lesser of two evils masked in a cloud of normalcy. This is how Duplicity has functioned since the beginning. The divide of power and social standing is overt in that Dominants influence the decisions made both publicly and privately while Submissives cater to the rules presented to them. It is the way of Duplicity to assign random designations at birth with no leeway in altering what has been given. Climate in the Up is far stricter than that of the Down; violating outlined personas for a Dominant or Submissive while in full view of others is punished by degree of infraction. In the Down, many tend to turn a blind eye to these sorts of offenses. To counteract the discovery of the Deceit Gene – a natural "negative" response to all stimuli – the L.I.E.S. program was founded. The program had been designed to introduce new subjects to the current environment and test for the Deceit Gene through immersion in Duplicity's standing society. Sexual impulses and encounters increase the chances of detecting the gene within these individuals. Participants are typically released from L.I.E.S. after a year; however, results have remained unsatisfactory and testing still continues. ... and you’re here! Finally! Welcome to Duplicity. After choosing a door and stepping through to the other side, the first thing that greets you are the enthusiastic faces of people in medical scrubs and pristine lab coats. Their enthusiasm translates to eagerness as they strip you of your clothes to perform a thorough examination—you will be healed, bathed, and given a paper gown to wear until your items can be processed and delivered to your residence later in the evening. You are also given a device that accesses the network as well as the time and location of orientation. If you enter Duplicity into the Up, congratulations! You’re a Dominant, which means you are immediately picked up by a limo after processing and taken to your highrise. Here, it is two Dominants per floor with separate apartments. If you enter Duplicity into the Down, congratulations! You’re a Submissive, which means you are directed towards public transportation with the address of the motel you’ll be living in. Here, it is two Submissives per room with a shared common space for all rooms. Enjoy your free time until orientation! Participation is mandatory by all new and old arrivals. Autumn is in full swing and the weather is cool and damp. |
![]() After stepping through the door and participating in orientation, LIERS are assembled together in the Up for a tour of Duplicity in its entirety. Seats are in pairs and randomly assigned to Dominants and Submissives alike. Traveling from Fiddler's Square, the train journeys through various parts of the Up, showcasing society and examples of lifestyle. Along the way, frequent stops are made; a variety of passengers can be seen exiting and entering the doors. A Dominant with a kneeling Submissive takes a seat near the front of the train at one stop. A small group of Submissives board and sit closer to the LIERS at another, all seemingly content in their roles. As the tour continues through the Up, the train passes close to the Market and White Wall Bridge and zips by North Park before heading into the Down and bypassing Red Wall Bridge and South Park. The train makes a "final" stop at Riddler's Square, where inhabitants of the Down are instructed to return to their temporary housing. Those who live in the Up are permitted to stay on the train and revisit the same locations while returning. |
![]() With the days growing shorter and the weather chillier, LIEs has decided to partner with a popular hotel chain in Duplicity to showcase its new themed rooms and encourage those who have recently arrived to get warm and cozy (if not hot and heavy) with one another. Rather than taking place on site at one of the hotels, a demo area has been set up in the Orientation building for a limited time, making use of three of its many empty rooms, transforming them for lucky pairs to enjoy. Of course it's not just new arrivals who are expected to participate—both current and graduated participants may find themselves roped in as well, paired off with fresh new faces or familiar ones. Pairings are randomized, though always a Dominant and a Submissive, and the demo sessions last 1-2 hours. There are three different themed rooms to try — Azure, Malachite, and Scarlet — each with a distinct color palette. Though they vary in decor and amenities, all three have a queen sized bed, en suite bathroom, minibar (stocked with aphro treats), complimentary aphro mints on the pillow, and a standard array of sex toys to choose from (dildos, vibrators, plugs, cock rings, etc.) Each room will also have its own special atmospheric effect on characters, though how strongly it will influence their desires may vary from person to person. All those who participate will receive coupons for a discounted stay at the actual hotel chain if they wish to book a room overnight after enjoying the demo rooms. 'Tis the season, after all, to indulge in one's deepest, darkest desires. |
![]() (cw: aphro, dubcon, potential for various kinks including but not limited to age play, pet play, other types of roleplay, medical kink, bondage, temperature play, electrostimulation, large insertions, and monster dicks) The Azure Room is decorated in sleek futuristic style with blue lighting and lots of clean lines. The walls and ceiling are mirrored and most furniture, aside from the bed and certain… specialty items, is made of glass. The bathroom is tiled in dark blue and features both a glass-walled shower with multiple adjustable and detachable showerheads and a freestanding bath filled with ice water. All sorts of toys, kinky implements, costumes, and accessories are available for use—including, of particular note, a large collection of brightly colored silicone dildos with unconventional shapes reflecting alien or monstrous anatomy. Dragon dicks? Of course. Tentacle dildo? You bet. Some of these even have a special base that allows them to be connected to various fucking machines in place of the standard attachments. A padded leather exam chair (blue, naturally) with ankle stirrups and a ceiling-mounted sex swing round out the room's more niche furnishings. Upon entering, both characters will feel a general willingness to experiment. They may feel especially drawn toward roleplay (of various kinds), pet play, leather/lace/latex clothing fetishes, temperature play (ice or wax), medical kink, or electrostimulation—but really, anything goes. This room is all about broadening one's horizons and it has a little something for everyone. |
![]() The Malachite Room is stunningly opulent with ornately carved dark wooden furniture, rich fabrics, and damask wallpaper. There's a crown motif running through many of the designs and nearly everything that isn't wood or metal is some shade of green. The bed is a massive four poster with an emerald green canopy, and directly across from it sits a lavish velvet throne. The bathroom boasts a large sunken tub with an array of soaps, scented bubble baths, and massage oils lined up within easy reach. A selection of toys are laid out on silver serving trays on the dresser: butt plugs with jeweled bases and glass dildos, the aesthetic ranging from elegant to outright gaudy. Silk scarves are draped across another tray along with neatly-looped bundles of rope. The throne, upon closer inspection, has a semi-circular opening in the seat cushion and a fabric sling below where someone lying beneath it might rest their head. When a pair enters the room, one will feel an inclination toward service and submission, while the other will feel the desire to be served or simply exert control. They may wish to engage in master/servant or royalty roleplay, body worship, massage, bondage, human furniture kink, shaving/washing/grooming kinks, orgasm control/denial, and other kinks of a similar nature. The role each character feels inclined toward does not have to match their designation, e.g. a Dominant might feel the urge to get on their knees. |
![]() (cw: altered mental states, aphro, dubcon, sadomasochism, bondage, caging/confinement, humiliation) The Scarlet Room is, well, vibrantly scarlet, with mood lighting to match. The style is closer to a dungeon than a hotel room, though still a luxurious one—all red leather upholstery and gleaming stainless steel. The bed sits inside a floor-to-ceiling circular metal cage with a door that latches from the outside. The bathroom has no door, leaving it in full view of the rest of the room at all times. In addition to the basic amenities, it also features a heart-shaped jacuzzi. A padded table with attached restraints and a smaller cage underneath, a spanking bench, and an x-frame bondage cross make up most of the other furniture. One wall is dedicated to a rack of toys and equipment, such as stainless steel dildos and plugs, sounding rods, anal hooks, spreader bars, rope, cuffs, chastity devices, clothespins and nipple clamps, gags, hoods, blindfolds, paddles, whips, floggers, crops, and canes. There is also a small selection of knives and tools for branding. When a pair enters this room, one will feel an inclination toward dishing out punishment and the other will feel a desire to be punished. These sadomasochistic urges can take many forms, such as impact play, knife play and/or blood play, branding, nipple/breast torture, genital torture, bondage, caging/confinement, and humiliation. The role each character feels inclined toward does not have to match their designation, e.g. a Submissive might wish to take a Dominant over their knee and spank them. |
![]() In a bid to boost local businesses, as well as make contracts, LIEs has partnered with the coffee chain Peek-A-Brew to help play matchmaker this time around. Along with the usual goodie bag, each character will be handed a small slip of paper after Orientation with a date and time, location, and three fun facts about a mystery partner they're to meet for a coffee date. These "facts" may or may not actually be true — they're simply meant to spark conversation. For the duration of the 1-2 hours the pairs are expected to spend getting to know one another, they will receive unlimited free coffee and tea and a discount on any other menu items. Naturally, all goods are spiked to make the consumers more agreeable, more truthful, and perhaps a bit more handsy than normal. Though the meetings are not mandatory, touching the paper brings on an inexplicable sense of curiosity about meeting their partner and discovering who they really are. |
Please read carefully. On each Test Drive Meme, there will be a section noting character roles; these will vary each TDM. On an IC level, characters will still have gone through the doors but assignments OOCly are still randomized. When applying, there is a section of the application that denotes whether the character chooses "left" or "right." When participating on the TDM, there will be a third option. Players may link either a top level or a thread (five or more comments from their character) from the TDM and title the link as "Door Pass." This means that the player is choosing to take the designation that they were randomly assigned on the TDM, rather than taking the designation of a door. If the player decides to select a door rather than use the pass, then they are trying their luck; they may get the same designation they had on the TDM or the opposite. Once the application is submitted, players can't change their choice. To assign roles to characters for this TDM, use the following guide: If your character prefers tea, they are a Submissive. If your character prefers coffee, they are a Dominant. To Note: Characters can only swap their designation for one of the following reasons: an event occurs that allows it or there are OOC reasons that make it a necessity. Any swap always requires mod approval and each character can only ever switch once. Characters that are being reapped will keep their previous designation but players can choose to use new TDMs with different designations for fun! Test Drive threads can be used as activity proofs for characters currently in-game. Please remember to mark any necessary content, and have fun!! |
lt. john irving | 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓻 | submissive
ii. —THE FIRST TIME IS FREE
iii. —SEXPRESSO
⚓️ —wildcard
sexpresso;
Of course, when he gets his card, he groans, because hasn't he had enough of dopey Navy men trying to puff their chests out for the time being? Good God. Only missionary position? What is he, a priest, too? He's ready to gag by the time he actually gets in the door and sees the man, full uniform and everything, but he extends a hand regardless. Unlikely allies can sometimes be the best kind. ]
You must be my date. Jack Rackham.
[ 1. Deserted the Navy after slitting the throat of an inkeeper and talked his way onto a pirate crew instead.
2. Has been involved in three stabbings in the month he's been here.
3. His favorite fruit is pineapple.
A charming portrait, with varying degrees of accuracy. ]
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[ That being said, Irving does feel significantly less tense and uneasy as he had before -- thanks to the spiked coffee, of course, although he doesn't know that yet (well, he does suspect there may be alcohol in it, which he's quite all right with if true. Nothing like a nip of something strong to help steady one's nerves) -- his voice soft and demeanor wary but polite, if still a little aloof; warranted, if anything written on the profile he was given about this man is actually true.
He stands as Jack approaches the table so he can shake the man's hand. ]
Lieutenant John Irving of the English Royal Navy. Please, [ gesturing to the empty chair at the table with him ] I'd be most obliged if you'd join me.
[ Things John Irving would normally never say to an alleged deserter, pirate, and murderer, but the coffee has him feeling quite good at the moment, all his thoughts and words coming to him both clearly and easily in a way they most certainly haven't been since he turned up here.
Irving sits again, clasping his fingers together on the table and looking at Jack with a gaze that likely appears more intense than it is due to his large eyes and pale irises. ]
You're a pirate. [ Is that a question or a statement? Well, fine: ] Are you not?
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[ Easy for him to say, as a Dominant, of course. He's not quite thrilled to be here either, but at least he's got that going for him.
He thanks the waitress who comes by for a coffee for him as well, and lets Irving wait a second for an answer, while he lifts the mug to his lips for a sip. ]
I am. If a man can be considered a sailor at all, trapped on this island without a ship. Without the wind and the brine and the black sailing above his head. [ It's only been a month and he's getting antsy about it. God help him. ] You seem more relaxed about it than the other Navy men around here. Why is that?
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ii. —THE FIRST TIME IS FREE
He hears him before he sees him, freezes on the spot and thinks that surely, it can't be possibly that this place would bring him not only Cornelius Hickey but his victim as well. But there he is, in the flesh, and Jopson waits not a moment longer before jumping into action without a second thought. He crosses the distance in long, sure strides and grabs Irving's assailants one and two by the shoulder to try and stop them, shoves a hand in between them, tries to get his body in there too. ]
Hey--Hey, leave him--I said leave him.
[ It's a combination of the authoritative tone and his lack of a submissive mark that even gives Irving's captors pause, and it's all he needs to yank John out from this hellish sandwich of hands and ill intent. They try to argue, but he doesn't fucking have it. Not any of it. Not for a second. In the end, if he says this submissive's spoken for, he doesn't really need to clarify if he's actually Irving's dominant or not. It's very well implied.
He watches them go like a hawk, and only once he's sure they've gone does he, with some urgency, turn his attention back to Irving. ]
I am sorry about that Lieutenant, they've not got a lick of manners when it comes to these sorts of things. Christ, you're alright?
[ The last time he saw you, you were emasculated and full of holes. So he does take a moment to take you in, like you're a hallucination. ]
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Leaning his weight slightly against the other man's shoulder, Irving grips Jopson's arm firmly and gratefully, speaking quickly and breathlessly: ]
Oh, thank you, thank you, Mr-- no, forgive me, Lieutenant Jopson, I-I... I cannot say how grateful I am for your bravery just now. [ His voice grows a bit soft. ] Your timely arrival at my side has brought to me the very first hope of God's presence I've yet felt since I've been in this wretched, wicked place. I must admit I'd...
[ Unarmed and outnumbered, arms held so that he couldn't fight back even with his own fists, Irving had truly feared the worst, though he can't quite bring himself to speak those words, because of how (a bit ironically, not that he'd know it yet) disgracefully emasculating it would surely be to speak them aloud.
Instead he lifts his eyes up to Jopson's, holding onto the man's shoulder and showing off that silent gratitude through what is now also the first smile he's managed since he's been here. What also may speak to Irving's gratitude, albeit more quietly, is the fact he doesn't even consider scolding Jopson for his inappropriate invocation of the Lord's name. ]
And what a sight for sore eyes it is to finally look upon another friendly and familiar face. You look well, Lieutenant.
[ A desperate and honorary promotion it may have been at the time, but as far as Irving's concerned, Jopson's just now more than earned himself the privilege of the title. Hesitantly, Irving goes on: ]
But what of... what of all the others?
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As Irving speaks, his eyes swim through all the possible answers to that question, bringing to the surface every memory of life and subsequent that he has been ignoring vehemently. There is no good way to answer that question. A polite dismissal would be a disservice, but this is no place to go into the details. No place to dash Irving's hopes for survival and reunion, or to reignite his own grief to the subject. He chooses his words carefully, but his eyes don't spark with any optimism to the cause. ]
Thank you sir, I am well. As will you be, I promise. Of reliable crew there's only us two I'm afraid, though to that...there's much to tell. Come with me, let's get you somewhere safe.
[ He's reluctant to let go, as if Irving will disappear if he does, but needs must, as he starts them off towards the Up apartments. ]
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all aboard.
( Ichiban searches for the words, and what comes out might not be the best thing to say. )
You good? Did you miss your stop or somethin'?
( Well, at least he didn't point out the tearful look point blank. )
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He hasn't the slightest clue if he's missed his stop, actually. Irving only barely knows what "his stop" is even supposed to be.
Finally he looks over, blinking slowly as he assess the man warily in silence, his eyes retaining a wide and startled-looking quality brought out by the pale color of his irises. ]
Who are you?
[ Which of course answers neither question, but good manners aren't exactly Irving's priority at the moment. ]
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( He's seen similar wary looks in the people he grew up around. Usually when they're faced with cops or some kind of authority.
He wonder what this guy's deal is. )
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I GUESS I SHOULD CW HERE FOR just a spot o' period-typical british racism...
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sexpresso;
He's the only one in the shop without a partner. The implication is clear. It occurs to Hickey that he could quit this place and let that particular sleeping dog lie; it worries Hickey that the city will remember that he'd evaded this particular coincidence. And besides that, that scrap of paper with its three bits of information tucked away in his pocket now takes on a new, thrilling sort of significance—one that urges him onwards. It's not a stranger who'd have longed to be a choirboy, or a stranger with dull sexual habits. It's John Irving.
Hickey edges forward. There's not much that Irving can do to him in public, he reasons—not with that line on his neck, anyway, the same as Hickey's. There are some mercies in this place, it seems. When he takes a seat across from Irving, it's with a smile on his face. ]
Imagine finding you here, sir. Maybe it's fate.
[ Hickey's facts are:
1. He has more scars than the average person.
2. He's been paid for sex.
3. He likes tall men. ]
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If he knew that it was drugged, and especially if he knew what it was drugged with, then suddenly hearing the most unexpected voice of one Cornelius Hickey speaking up out of the blue to him would have certainly -- or at least almost certainly -- caused Irving to simply get up and leave immediately, as quickly as his legs would take him, but as it he simply freezes there in his seat and stares across at Hickey in stunned, unblinking silence.
Irving also doesn't know what happens between them shortly after what he last remembers from the Arctic, not the Hickey murders him nor the things Hickey then does to his body after the fact, but he remembers clearly the way the atmosphere of impending insubordination and sedition had been spreading like infection across Terror Camp, and if there's anyone who could feel absolutely certain that Cornelius Hickey lay at the root of it all whether he had any proof of it or not, it's John Irving: the man who could hardly distrust (as well as simply dislike) Hickey any more than he already does, and yet somehow continues to regularly be handed completely new reasons anyway.
Irving looks from Hickey's face to the factsheet he'd been given, his jaw clenching reflexively as he reads it over again, and a growing expression on his face half-caused by what's written on his paper, half by what he can't help but wonder is written on the one Hickey holds. The thought makes Irving's blood instantly go cold, and yet, even if not for the properties in the drugged coffee, Irving probably would have still remained here at this table; he may hate Hickey, and here he might even be free from the burden of being responsible for the man, but he's also not the sort of man who can so easily convince himself to deliberately abandon anyone under his charge -- presently or formerly -- to rot. ]
Wrong again as usual, Mr. Hickey. [ Irving's voice is soft, but sharp-edged like a knife. ] Even here, even in this most wretched of places, fate will always remain within the vast realm of God and all His great domains-- somewhere I am quite confident you will never go, Mr. Hickey.
[ He can't help but wonder what Hickey's up to this time -- because he's never not up to something -- but at the same time Irving's almost fascinated by the man's obstinate tenacity.
Irving leans in bit more closely so he can lower his voice even further, nearly a hiss now: ]
Yet still you continue to surprise me. [ Irving flicks his wrist, letting the factsheet drop on the table between them. ] I can only hope that whomever you were seduced by paid you well enough it was worth it. Was it, Mr. Hickey? Do enlighten me.
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Seduced by? [ Hickey echoes, somewhere between amused and annoyed. He studies the factsheet that Irving had dropped on the table, trying to read it upside down as best as he can. He likes being presented with Irving's secrets; Irving having a number of Hickey's is another story. ] I'd imagine that it wouldn't have been worth much at all if I'd sat around waiting to be seduced. It's a trade that you have to apply yourself to. So I've heard.
[ They're interrupted, briefly, by a cafe worker, laden with a tray of coffee and tea. Hickey requests tea, and gets it; she's moved on to the next table when Hickey continues on, not bothering to lower his voice as Irving had. ]
I have a question too. You've only fucked in the missionary position. You're not the marrying kind. [ He idly spoons some sugar into the tea—and then some more, and then some more, and then some more. ] Now, you know your bible better than I do, but even I can detect a contradiction there. How do you reconcile that, Lieutenant?
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sexpresso
This is something else.
So. Coffee date it is. He's wandered around on a couple and so far none have swung into sex or the real fucked up stuff. A bonus, in his book.
Also the coffee is very good. So he shows up, a hood pulled up to soften the worst of his scars, and an eyepatch instead of his regular coal-black prosthetic. He's got his armor stowed and hidden, a secret to most, and thus he makes do with the six knives he's got hidden away and a heavier jacket, and steel toed boots. Just in case.
Doesn't take him long to locate his date for this thing, a guy who looks almost as twitchy as Ephemera feels. Hmm.
Ephemera takes a moment to scan the room, check his corners, and then he just sits the fuck down. He's careful to position himself to cover his blindspot and keep a wary eye on the rest of the room, but there's twitchy and then there's twitchy and acting like a crazy person in front of a complete stranger really doesn't get him anything worth keeping. ]
So. Navy, huh?
[ His voice is rough. Smoke inhalation did a number on him, around the same time his face got fucked up. His own facts are bare bones and - thankfully - less pornographic than anticipated. 1. Mercenary. 2. Mutineer. 3. Painter. None of them lies, for better or worse.
Ephemera waves for some coffee, ignoring the barista's stink-eye. Fuck them, he just wants some goddamn coffee and he doesn't need a Dom to buy it for him. He's not doing this without a caffeine hit. ]
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Irving looks down at the factsheet he was given, lips twitching faintly in a frown as he reviews the most unpleasant word written there: mutineer. May God please spare Irving from having to suffer any more mutineers, but then, he supposes this wouldn't be Hell if that were the case, now would it?
Because by now Irving is indeed very strongly convinced that he is somehow in Hell. ]
Her Majesty's Naval Service, yes. Lieutenant John Irving with HMS Terror. [ Irving takes the opportunity of a passing waitress to ask for a tea, himself. ] What nature of mercenary would you be, might I ask?
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Ephemera eyes him up and down. The Terror, huh? ]
I was on a fire team. We were advanced infantry in the old days. Same shit, mostly. And before you hold the mutiny against me, I'll point out those fuckers deserved everything we did to them.
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► sexspresso
( it's probably not the best way to say hi to the person you're supposed to meet but laris would rather just dive right in there and see what happens.
her own factfile is also not that much better than his: )
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[ He says it with a smile, though, humble but pleased; it's a far preferable subject to the ones everyone else has seemed more intent on questioning him about. ]
My choir days in church being long behind me now, of course, these days it's mostly only hymns and shanties, chorused with friends. [ And, yes, mostly while drunk. ] And you... it says here that you've actually been to other planets. Can that really be true?
[ Irving may be from 1848 but he's also a Discovery Service man, he can't not ask about something like that. ]
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Rising to his feet at the sounds of protest approaching down the hallway, Huaisang blinks as his partner enters the room and seems to calm immediately, either from shock or awe or perhaps both.
Watching as the new submissive looks around, Huaisang laughs gently at his question.] Real? I... don't think it was modeled off a real tentacle monster, no. It's just a dildo.
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But that part, at least, isn't really surprising. Irving is pretty easy to agitate or offend.
Smiling at his companion, he puts the dildo back where it came from. ]
And here I had only been imagining something rather more like an oversize octopus... or perhaps even a giant squid, but not a kraken. [ He laughs a little, looking at the toy again. ] They can be preserved, you know-- the tentacles, although I've only ever seen it done in jars.
[ Giving Huaisang a bit of a closer look, impressed by his -- or rather, "hers," as is what Irving assumes is the case -- elegant and exotic looking clothing, Irving feels slightly under-dressed in only his own uniform trousers, undershirt, and cardigan.
(Granted, anything might feel "under-dressed" now after having being trapped in frozen Arctic conditions for years, and he'd meant less in the way of layers but rather, formality and elegance.) ]
Ah... but, please do forgive me some amount of coarseness. I've only been surrounded by a shipful of men as of late, and I'm sure it must show. [ Irving can't even guess when the last time he'd spoken with a woman would have been... he can't remember. ] I'm Lieutenant John Irving.
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Huaisang's brows tug together at that emphasis upon 'men', implying that current company is different, and he hesitates a moment over whether to correct the assumption. He hates implications that his long robes and gowns make him less of a man than pants-wearers, but he's also fully aware that he's currently wearing feminine hair ornamentation and a veil, so it's an understandable mistake.] I've known very few sailors. My homeland is far inland.
Nie Huaisang of Qinghe greets you. [He bows elegantly, though with very little inclination of his head since he assumes that this 'Lieutenant' is no noble.] Please call me Huaisang.
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1. The second-born son of a marquess.
2. Was recruited to work for a hush-hush government agency.
3. Enjoys being on his knees more than he should.
There is only one table with a single occupant to it when he arrives at his designated destination and besides, Kim observes from the doorway, the man seated at it does have that air to him. Military man. Well, officer, at the very least. Proper. After a moment or two of lingering, Kim makes his way over. He cuts a put-together, sleek figure, dressed in a well-cut dark suit.]
Hello. [At the very least, that first fact about him may well be true. His voice has that particular tone that positively radiates wealth and a high upbringing. Eton and Cambridge.] I think we're meant to be meeting.
[A hand, outstretched.]
Kim Secretan, how do you do.
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Naturally, being both Naval Officer, as well as fellow English man who is well-aware of the sort of bearing this man's accent alone speaks of, Irving gets to his feet respectfully and offers his hand right back. ]
An honour, Mr. Secretan. I'm Lieutenant John Irving-- Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
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III.... we are literally so funny
He's also quite unattractive, and while that really shouldn't matter considering that this is a failed match to begin with simply by virtue of his gender, Cheol-gang can't help but to take offense at the blatantly unfavorable value judgement the matchmaker seems to have made. He's leaner-than-attractive and 44 is quite old to be unmarried, but he's also a major, he has access to money and power, he's made a high-profile career for himself, and, back in his own country, he could give a woman utter immunity—so why he's been matched to a thin, ghostly-pale European man with chapped lips whom he seems to outrank is beyond him.
Furthermore— this man seems to have a list like the one he was given, and there's no telling what's on it. ]
CHO CHEOL-GANG...
— HAS KILLED.
— SMUGGLES DRUGS, CRIMINALS, AND CULTURAL ARTIFACTS.
— GREW UP HOMELESS.
— DOESN'T REALLY BELIEVE IN COMMUNISM.
[ He smiles very faintly as he approaches, taking off his hat and holding it under one arm while extending the opposite hand to shake. ]
Cho Cheol-gang.
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(Networking is how Irving has been preferring to think of it, because thus far very few of these meetings have yet to escalate beyond plain conversation for him anyway, and it definitely helps him to not overthink why he keeps being repeatedly and consistently paired up with other men.)
At any rate, no need to to harp on Victorian-era British prejudices or anything else predictable like that, as Irving has by now reasonably adapted to the fact of Duplicity's unpredictably diverse population -- and, frankly, not to say the life experiences of a sailor even originating from the UK will have been all that strictly homogeneous, either -- so the primary reason for his tension above all else is the clear fact this man is also military, the specific country from which Irving can't confidently recognize. ]
Lieutenant John Irving. Of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
[ He nods his head, uncertain if he needs to do anything else (bow...?) before it's considered appropriate for him to sit again, so for now he simply remains standing. ]
Um-- please, [ he gestures ] have a seat. Would you like some tea, or... perhaps coffee?
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