[And perhaps it isn't the most perfect limerick ever told, but Julian has never had one written about him and has consumed a good deal of gin himself. As such, he seems delighted, his smile a bright broad arc across his face, and once again he brings his hands together quite loudly in a gesture of his appreciation.]

Hah! Bravo, bravo, perhaps your friend should be in fear for his title, if he ever does put in an appearance here. The swarm of bats...it gets me every time.