I'll do you one better— you get a whole month before you have to watch that lady do her table impression again.

[ She laughs, continuing her path to the door, pigtails bouncing as she dodges someone rushing past in their haste to escape. They get a quick glare, but her attention turns back to him just as fast. ]

Oh, I'm Ann. Guessing you're new, huh? Don't think I saw you at the last orientation.