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ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ([personal profile] awesomeee) wrote in [community profile] duplicitymemes 2019-01-12 04:55 pm (UTC)

I don't think I've lost my sense of humour
I just think
Maybe you're not as funny as you think you are


( Just saying, dude. Get better jokes. )

And wow that escalated a little
Do you wanna talk about your almost marriage?
I mean not that I'm gonna be all that helpful, I've not even had a proper girlfriend yet or anything, but

I dunno
I hope I wouldn't need someone to tell me not to leave my fiancee at the altar
That's like, the ultimate douchebag move


( Sorry buddy, just thinking aloud here. With his fingers. Via text message. )

A dom?
It seems way better than the other one, which is really uncomfortable
But also
I dunno how I'm supposed to like
Look after someone?
Like I've never had a job before


( Oh God ... Oh God he's not ready for this responsibility! His next text comes a good five minutes layer, because he's staring into the abyss and the abyss is definitely staring back. )

Sorry
Oh man I think I'm freaking out

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