... Is that really something you should be so open about?

[ Because wow, just claiming you were a pirate was probably not smart. Unless he wasn't actually one and was just trying to impress her. If he had shown up with her three months ago, she might've been a little more wary about him, but, well, she has no love for the assholes running this place at the moment.]

But I don't really blame you for not wanting to follow the rules here. Heck, I've worked with law enforcement back home, and even I don't really want to follow this place's rules.