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TDM #17


« « « TEST DRIVE MEME » » »

« « « ALL ON DISPLAY

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Yet, solace is found in the lies we tell each other, comforted by the peace of knowing that we're not alone in our depravity, and once on this path, sin itself becomes the lesser of two evils masked in a cloud of normalcy.

This is how Duplicity has functioned since the beginning. The divide of power and social standing is overt in that Dominants influence the decisions made both publicly and privately while Submissives cater to the rules presented to them. It is the way of Duplicity to assign random designations at birth with no leeway in altering what has been given. Climate in the Up is far stricter than that of the Down; violating outlined personas for a Dominant or Submissive while in full view of others is punished by degree of infraction. In the Down, many tend to turn a blind eye to these sorts of offenses.

To counteract the discovery of the Deceit Gene – a natural "negative" response to all stimuli – the L.I.E.S. program was founded. The program had been designed to introduce new subjects to the current environment and test for the Deceit Gene through immersion in Duplicity's standing society. Sexual impulses and encounters increase the chances of detecting the gene within these individuals. Participants are typically released from L.I.E.S. after a year; however, results have remained unsatisfactory and testing still continues.

... and you're here! Finally! Welcome to Duplicity.

After choosing a door and stepping through to the other side, the first thing that greets you are the enthusiastic faces of people in medical scrubs and pristine lab coats. Their enthusiasm translates to eagerness as they strip you of your clothes to perform a thorough examination—you will be healed, bathed, and given a clear plastic top and pants along with clear plastic boots to wear until your items can be processed and delivered to your residence later in the evening. You are also given a device that accesses the network as well as the time and location of orientation.

If you enter Duplicity into the Up, congratulations! You're a Dominant, which means you are immediately picked up by a limo after processing and taken to your high rise. Here, it is two Dominants per floor with separate apartments. If you enter Duplicity into the Down, congratulations! You're a Submissive, which means you are directed towards public transportation with the address of the motel you'll be living in. Here, it is two Submissives per room with a shared common space for all rooms.

Enjoy your free time until orientation! Participation is mandatory by all new and old arrivals.

The weather is rather wet and rainy. Very, very rainy.




» » » ALL ABOARD




It's time for the monthly Duplicity train tour. Seats are in pairs and randomly assigned to Dominants and Submissives alike. Traveling from Fiddler's Square, the train journeys through various parts of the Up, showcasing society and examples of lifestyle. Along the way, frequent stops are made; a variety of passengers can be seen exiting and entering the doors. A Dominant with a kneeling Submissive takes a seat near the front of the train at one stop. A small group of Submissives board and sit closer to the LIERS at another, all seemingly content in their roles. As the tour continues through the Up, the train passes close to the Market and White Wall Bridge and zips by North Park before heading into the Down and bypassing Red Wall Bridge and South Park.

The train makes a "final" stop at Riddler's Square, where inhabitants of the Down are instructed to return to their temporary housing. Those who live in the Up are permitted to stay on the train and revisit the same locations while returning.



« « « RAIN RAIN GO AWAY


(cw: aphro, dub-con, violence, marking)

Ice and chilly weather have begun to give way to rain instead, with overcast skies and dark clouds a seemingly constant sight. While the overabundance of rain is an annoyance and comes with the usual series of problems, such as leaky ceilings, mold growth, and gutters or storm drains overflowing, this time the rain carries with it another problem altogether. A weather advisory warning is broadcast to every device, as well as on news networks and radio. The rain, at least for a few days, is not ordinary rain. Whether you're in the Up or the Down, when the water hits clothing it eats away at it. The more water it absorbs, the more the material disintegrates until the wearer is left naked.

When the rain comes in contact with skin (or is ingested) the effects seem to differ depending on where you are in Duplicity. In the Up, it's relatively harmless and merely has an aphrodisiac effect, leaving individuals feeling hot and bothered, more sociable and touchy feely.

Those in the Down, however, are not so lucky. As the rain seeps through the soil from the Up, it ends up laced with toxins, causing a range of less pleasant side effects for anyone unfortunate enough to come into contact with it. Aside from the aphrodisiac, those who get caught in the rain may develop an uncomfortable, itchy rash, leaving them looking rather spotty for a few days. Those who can't resist scratching at themselves will find a newfound pleasure to the relief it brings and start to crave the feeling or sight of similar marks. In worst case scenarios, individuals will become addicted to marking themselves and others, perhaps even to the point of breaking skin.

Effects may last for several hours after exposure and will stack with repeated exposures. In all cases, getting off will bring temporary relief but will not alleviate the symptoms entirely.

Plastic coverings seem to be unaffected by the rain and, as word spreads, the Natives in Duplicity form a mad rush buying up umbrellas. Unless a character is lucky, they may find themselves unable to purchase - or even borrow - one. Theft of umbrellas becomes widespread in the Down, often escalating to violence, and even the Up isn't safe from thugs trying to steal and resell this suddenly hot commodity.

There's another side to all of this, however. Due to the shortage of umbrellas, it isn't uncommon to see Dom/Sub pairs sharing umbrellas together. If anything, it's encouraged as a means to strengthen their bond. Enterprising Subs and Doms alike may even sell their "services" to escort individuals who would otherwise end up soaked.



« « « SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME


(cw: substance abuse, altered states, coercion, fluids, physical body changes)


A new "holistic" pharma company named SQuIRT is opening up in Duplicity and is paying a pretty penny for people to trial run their new line of supplements. These supplements are supposed to increase a person's vitality and energy levels, but the side effects are what the company is really looking out for.

Some of the side effects aren't so bad and could include:
  • Prolonged erections
  • Lactation in both men and women
  • Size enlargement of breasts or genitals
  • Copious amounts of ejaculate or sexual fluids
  • Sudden interest in previously unexplored kinks

While others might find their own reaction to be a little more severe:
  • Shrinkage of breasts, genitals, or entire being
  • Inability to cum
  • Uncontrollable hair growth or hair loss
  • Temporary loss of one or more senses
  • Spontaneous weeping

Subjects must take the supplements for at least a week, otherwise they'll receive no compensation for their troubles. All new arrivals will find themselves automatically enrolled in these trials, whether they want to be or not, and expected to report to the clinic. Of course they don't have to take the supplements, but the payout is certainly enticing, especially for those unfortunate enough to be branded Submissives.



« « « STICKY FINGERS


(cw: violence)

Crime runs rampant in the Down as always but now, with the nastier side effects of the rain creating an ongoing problem, some unsavory types are sneaking their way into the Up where the effects aren't so hazardous.

The result is an uptick in crime in places that are usually considered safe. Be careful how you carry yourself - and your valuables. Those who look like easy pickings may find their pockets empty. Cameras in public areas are being vandalized as well, while homes and businesses are seeing a rise in graffiti. Most of the graffiti is merely obscene, but some is outright seditious. Good luck explaining the latter to the authorities if you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

One of the smaller gangs that has a presence in the Down is taking particular advantage of the rain's disruption to expand their territory into the Up. Known as the Bulldogs, their members are young men and they have a reputation for violent muggings and assaults - mainly targeting Submissives. They loiter in groups near the train and the elevator between the Up and the Down to ambush the alone and unwary. At night, they also prey on those walking home from bars or clubs who may not fully have their wits about them.

In addition to beating up their victims for money, some of the Bulldogs are engaging in an informal competition over who can steal the most umbrellas - with bonus points awarded for whatever else they feel like. LIERs are worth double points by default, so watch out!



« « « MOD & OOC NOTES


Please read carefully.

On each Test Drive Meme, there will be a section noting character roles; these will vary each TDM. On an IC level, characters will still have gone through the doors but assignments OOCly are still randomized. When applying, there is a section of the application that denotes whether the character chooses "left" or "right". When participating on the TDM, there will be a third option. Players may link either a top level or a thread (five or more comments from their character) from the TDM and title the link as "Door Pass". This means that the player is choosing to take the designation that they were randomly assigned on the TDM, rather than taking the designation of a door. If the player decides to select a door rather than use the pass, then they are trying their luck; they may get the same designation they had on the TDM or the opposite. Once the application is submitted, players can't change their choice.

To assign roles to characters for this TDM, use the following guide:

Players can choose whether to assign their character as a Dominant or Submissive on this TDM for the Door Pass for March Applications only. For May's Application round, threads started here may be used as samples however they will not be eligible for a Door Pass in May. Characters will need to use a thread from May's TDM, using those Door Pass rules, for an application after the March round.

To Note: Characters can only swap their designation for one of the following reasons: an event occurs that allows it or there are OOC reasons that make it a necessity. Any swap always requires mod approval and each character can only ever switch once. Characters that are being reapped will keep their previous designation but players can choose to use new TDMs with different designations for fun!

THERE WILL BE NO APPLICATION ROUND IN APRIL

Please remember to mark any necessary content, and have a good time!!




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longsight: (71)

[personal profile] longsight 2021-03-21 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
To not even be able to handle something so simple as this... It makes her heart sink as she accepts the cap and grips it tightly before carefully closing the jar with it. Rather than applying any now, she decides it might be better to wait until she can't accidentally chunk it down the street or trip and fall face first into a puddle of rash-inducing water.

The thought of it ruining the top of her maid's uniform really only made that thought even more terrifying. Jar carefully tucked into the pocket of her plastic coat and she stands. Soaked hands wiping themselves off on the plastic despite the burning feeling already raking through her palm.

"Thank you... I appreciate all your help, Sebastian. I'll make sure to keep it safe and use it later. I'd hate to drop it and waste your generosity..."
lascelles: (pol203_0154)

[personal profile] lascelles 2021-03-21 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he manages to steady himself before this becomes really embarrassing for him. frightened by an umbrella? more likely than you think! at least he didn't accidentally elbow her in the face. silver linings. ] I'm so sorry, I'm a clumsy fool.

[ frustrated, he tries to get the umbrella back under control while he glances to her over his shoulder and nearly bumps her nose with his - he wasn't expecting her to be so close. he draws in a sharp breath and leans back immediately, not wanting to appear indecent or too forward by accident. ]

--I was the one who nearly fell over, I should be the one asking that question. I hope I didn't step on your toes? [ he's already turned around, looking down to check for damages he might have done to her feet or the hem of her dress. anything to distract him from her face. ]
darknstormy: (sideglance upclose dark)

[personal profile] darknstormy 2021-03-21 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He didn't say anything further, spotting a defiant spirit a mile away. One more word said sarcastically might've shut down his good Samaritan efforts and he really didn't want her bleeding out in Mendacity. They were just through the doorway and he immediately put a towel on her shoulder under one of her open wounds, pouring the liquid over it.

The move wasn't meant to surprise her or take her off guard. Seth was just doing what he'd said he would do. Maybe he would've thought differently if he'd knew she had abilities. Not that his action was meant to take advantage. The potion would do exactly as he said if she gave it a second. ]
transgressings: (pic#13176084)

[personal profile] transgressings 2021-03-21 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No damage done, more of a startling than anything else, although she is in no real state to establish more distance between them with the wall at her back and him standing in front of her, a shift in nearness that becomes exceedingly more apparent when he looks back at her and his face is mere inches away from her own — and there, she becomes aware of exactly how close they are standing to one another, her gaze helplessly sweeping across the details of his features cast into stark relief for her before he averts his eyes and she draws in a subtle breath. ]

No, I'm alright, I assure you.

[ Her hands are still hovering out in front of herself, in the air now on either side of his sleeves, and upon realizing that she attempts to carefully pull them away without drawing any further attention to that near-miss — but with him standing so near to her, her voice drops to a lower murmur, and she has to temper the sudden impulse to try and meet his eyes with her own head-on, unflinchingly. ]

Though... perhaps I should know the name of the man who has made quite a memorable introduction?
grunge: (pic#14628915)

[personal profile] grunge 2021-03-21 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He wasn't wasting any time. Jess tensed at the pressure on her back, more from pain than surprise. The antiseptic (or whatever) elicited a hiss as it hit her skin and soaked into her scratches. The initial sting came and went like a crack of lightning, and like thunder, the echoes of it had a pleasant depth to them. This was probably how kinks were born.

She wasn't going to be influenced that easily. ]


Where'd you get that? [ A bottle or two of her own wasn't a bad idea. ]

[personal profile] hisownmaster 2021-03-21 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Adam spent so much of his time in this place staying busy and trying his best to keep himself together to not think about how he's acclimating to his prison. Yet he's doing his best to take the mantle on his shoulders, one that he had fought against when he was on the other side of things. He thinks about that more often than he does how much he's just gone along with this place because the choice of sink or swim with Adam will always be to swim, no matter the cost.

For a moment he considers that, looking down and then back to Henry. "I hadn't picked my major from Harvard but I wanted to have something here where I could try and help others." He nearly smiles at that, thankful to hear it even if he's not good at saying it. "Least it seems to be paying the bills in the position they've put me in."

Adam's expression changes then, watching the way that Henry kind of curls in on himself. It takes a moment, thinking about home and about how much he had been through in those first moments in this place.

"Hey. Come on. You're not alone, okay?"

He steps in closer, stopping short of wrapping an arm around his shoulders and pulling him in close.

"You're stuck with us and we're here for you." He's definitely in his space, speaking softly to him and trying to do the best he can to help. "Come on. Let's get somewhere warm and out of this rain and work through things to try and help you. What we do for one another, right?"

He hadn't thought. Not before. He'd been in such places during those days that he hadn't been this person, but he could be now.
kid_flash_found: (thinking ahead)

[personal profile] kid_flash_found 2021-03-21 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who says we have to compete? Plenty of work to go around when people think they're in a hurry," Bart replies with a grin. "Have to run off a little energy, regardless. Might as well make money doing it. I'm Bart."
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[personal profile] foulhussy 2021-03-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another wheezing laugh that gives way to a hacking cough. She wipes her nose and mouth with a hand. Her heart is still pounding with fear and anger, and excitement, and there's a broad grin on her face she sits down, not complaining as she's brought to the bench. ]

Fuck you. I'm a big girl an' I can get big girl fucked up. Hah.
curious_spirit: (r u srs close)

[personal profile] curious_spirit 2021-03-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a vampire, witch or have ever seen space up close until this place sent us all there. The year was twenty-nineteen when I was taken. ...I think. I've been here a little more than a year. A citizen. No longer in the program. My reward beside citizenship seemed to be to have two people from my world who died in it to show up only to get sent back soon after.

[ Any amusement that he'd shown was long gone from his features. Shadow spoke seriously but a sadness reached his eyes. By the end of what he'd said, his shoulders slumped again and he looked past the new arrival to the window next to her. ]

So which one am I? One of the millions here that are alone and confused.
Edited 2021-03-21 23:52 (UTC)
grunge: (pic#14628920)

[personal profile] grunge 2021-03-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Talk about an open book. Jess needed a full bottle of vodka in her before she'd spill that much of her life story. He seemed stone cold sober. Then again, from the sounds of it, he didn't have much left to lose. Could she look forward to getting jerked around like that?

At the mention of dead people, her face paled as well. It was possible she'd see Hope here? Reeva? Fucking Kevin? Her throat flexed with a strained swallow. She cast her gaze around the train car. There was no one there she recognized. But it was one car of many. Jess fixed herself forward, bit her lip as she struggled to resolve the tumult of hypotheticals in her head.

A plastic crack called her attention down. The armrest had partially snapped in her hand. Jess clenched her jaw and sighed hard through her nose. God damn it. ]
darknstormy: (listening suit)

[personal profile] darknstormy 2021-03-22 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
My better half. She makes shit like this. [ He answered while sweeping her hair out of the way to take a look at the rest of her neck. Seth continued to talk while he worked. ] I used to fight down at the Arena. Made enough to buy this place...

[ The last thing anyone could garner from how he moved was any kind of interest or even a kink. At least in his mind. Seth would never imagine it being a turn on to wipe up blood, even if it had led to sex once or twice when his fiancé patched him up. Different dynamics. ...Again, in his mind. ]

...But I've still had a fight or two since so I keep some on hand. You should see what she's got for hangovers.

[ He set the bottle down, leaving her the towel and access to the magical antiseptic if she needed more. Seth went around the desk to a cabinet behind it and pulled a drawer open. He took out a t-shirt and pair of sweatpants, the latter hardly used. The idea had been in case he wanted to head to a gym after work but his preference was to do it before arriving. ] You can change into these when you're done. Need me to check your back before I go?
biscuity: ❚ season one. (pic#14631123)

[personal profile] biscuity 2021-03-22 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
At least I've got people here I know and trust. I can't even imagine trying to deal with this place all on my own.

God, that's so weird. But okay, good to know.
I wonder why they take people from different times like this.
grunge: (pic#14628922)

[personal profile] grunge 2021-03-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ It was something about the wound, not the healer. He might be her type under that suit but suits could do a lot to harsh her buzz. It was a considerable part of why she had yet to go downstairs. The atmosphere topside was that little bit dingier.

The arena piqued her interest. If he could make enough there to afford a business, it was within her means as well. As a last resort. Jess had no inherent skill as a fighter, just the advantage of her strength, and they'd probably be able to match her to an equal opponent. Superpowers weren't that uncommon here.

Never mind that this guy's a dominant and had fewer obstacles to independence.

Jess picked up the towel to wipe her wrists of leftover red speckles and streaks. She eyed him as he went to his desk, uncertain what for. His fiance's business card? What he took out was even better. She shook her head when he offered to take a look at her back. He'd already done too much. ]


Thanks. I'll pay you back for this. [ Once she got on her feet. It cost her to admit she was stuck here, same as everyone else. At least in promising to repay him, she could deny her helplessness. ] Eventually.
bloodsot: (Tonight is different)

[personal profile] bloodsot 2021-03-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
The weather wouldn't bother him any, the clothes that lay beneath the coat thick and warm, all woolen and layered from the waistcoat to the thick shirt beneath it. It'd no doubt take ages in the rain for the water to seep past that, never mind the wide brimmed leather hat upon his head.

Suddenly, she'd grab for his hand, the motion sharp and unexpected, and it was only through force of will alone that he didn't respond with his own hand flying to the pistol at his hip. Instinct built up over years of experience, years of hunts, only barely tamped down upon as the sound of her voice reached him. Not quite as languid no, not as soft nor demure, the voice like steel wrapped in silk. But he still knew that voice, and it was that clarification that stayed his hand, even as the briefest flash sharpened teeth were bared in a surprised snarl.

There and gone again as she let go, though it'd take a moment longer for his pulse to drop again and for the excitement to die away. Easier to do with that voice in his ears, he found, even if it was not precisely the same.

"... Aye, you're welcome." Another moment, and finally his posture eased, allowing the rest of that tenseness to bleed out of him. "Immeasurable miles from Yharnam we may be, but the cloud it casts still remains for all, seems be. As well, I beg pardon: I mistook you for another for a moment. Should have warned you better, I suppose."

Indeed however, she was new, and he gestured. "Here then, I'll show you where the housing is. You ought have with you a key with a room number upon it, it'll be yours until you find a better place."
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[personal profile] meowww 2021-03-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Roman's look is dangerous, that terrifying glint in his eye Victor gets to see when he's a misplaced hair away from a complete and utter meltdown. Normally, right about now Victor would be quickly de-escalating the situation as fast he could to save whatever nearby expensive vase that was in danger of shattering.

The "vase" he's holding on to seems a lot stronger than a delicate, beautiful thing of glass. So he holds on, brushing his nose against John's neck as he breathes in slow and deep.]


I like yer cologne. [He lies, fingers tightening around the curve of John's waist.] Should tell Roman the name.
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[personal profile] meowww 2021-03-22 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like the tone when you said that. Obviously, it was somethin' fuckin' bad.

[But he leans into the touch, a little smirk spreading across his mouth.]

You think your cock is that big?
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[personal profile] ortecho 2021-03-22 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maria has always been a comforting presence and a good friend. It’s one of many reasons Liz is so glad to see her again. Of course she would rather see her in a different setting, but beggars can’t exactly be choosers.

She frowns as well at Maria’s question. Liz doesn’t want to get into the gory details. Her stint at the SLUT center isn’t an experience she likes to relive vividly, but perhaps sharing a vague picture of what had happened might help Maria a little. She is new to this place, after all. Getting an idea of what this place is like could be beneficial to her. ]


It was probably the worst experience I’ve had here so far. They drugged me, had a Dominant come in, and forced him to spank me. Then…

[ Liz trails off with a sigh, raising her eyebrows. ]

You get the picture.
ewwww: (22💀)

[personal profile] ewwww 2021-03-22 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[So much worse than you could ever imagine, Victor. He got turned into a... a...

...a woman.

Shudder.]


I don't like your tone now. [He frowns, dropping Victor into his lap.] Of course it is.
ewwww: (25💀)

[personal profile] ewwww 2021-03-22 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Roman squeezes down on Reaper's hand hard, shaking it a little too forcefully. He lets go with a stiff smile, which quickly fades when Victor pulls that stunt. He can feel his face going red. Knows he's about to have a... little explosion, how about that.]

Victor. [He fakes a smile, blood pressure rising.] Has something gotten into you?

[It could be the city fucking with him. It usually is. But Roman's pissed either way that Victor seems to be demanding attention from someone who isn't him.]
meowww: (pic#13997183)

[personal profile] meowww 2021-03-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
What is it about my tone you don't like?

[Followed by a soft oof as he is dropped into Roman's lap. He looks up from where he's landed, tilting his head.]

I don't think I'm that small.
c24: (pic#7492125)

[personal profile] c24 2021-03-22 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jesus. What is happening? Every alarm bell is ringing inside his head, almost overwhelming the heated conversation that's bubbling up between this Roman and Victor. ]

I don't wear cologne. [ He makes sure that's abundantly clear. ] Your buddy needed a little help, so I helped him.

[ And if Roman keeps giving him that fucking look, Reaper's gonna toss Vickie to the side and give this asshole a piece of his mind. ]
biscuity: ❚ season one. (pic#14630986)

[personal profile] biscuity 2021-03-22 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Although Clary's not entirely sure she believes the other girl and as much is probably evident on her face, she can also pick up pretty easily that it's not something she wants to discuss any further. A part of her wants to ignore that, of course, wanting answers instead of just pretending like she was just super lucky somehow, but she just presses her lips together. Maybe if they get somewhere safer she'll be more willing to talk. ]

I don't, either, [ she admits as she falls into step with Ava. Though the guys who bolted don't seem to be circling back around, Clary still keeps her seraph blade in her hand, glancing over the closest of the men that had been knocked out into the street as they pass. ] But I think this whole part of the city is a bad area.

[ Which begs the question of why either of them is down here. But when she shifts her attention back to her new companion, Clary notices the line down her throat. Frowning, she wonders again just what might've happened back there had that "explosion" not conveniently happened. ]

Maybe we can find someone to give us directions. Where are you staying?
ewwww: (26💀)

[personal profile] ewwww 2021-03-22 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Like you're in charge here. You think all of a sudden that just because you don't have a line down your neck, you get to tell me what we do or don't talk about?

[As he speaks, he drags his zipper down, undoes his belt and his button. His cock, already half-hard, looms above Victor.]
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[personal profile] meowww 2021-03-22 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
You sure? Smell fuckin' too good naturally then. [He says knowingly committing the sin of ignoring Roman's question. He's not on anything affecting his mood, he's just, well, got milk dripping out of his nipples.

Shrugging, he nuzzles John's skin.]


He really helped out.
meowww: (pic#13997188)

[personal profile] meowww 2021-03-22 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck is that supposed to mean, I got tons of lines down my neck-

[His comment gets the reaction he wants though. Roman's cock, perfect even at this angle and up close, pulled out literally in front of him. He has to try very hard not to smile.]